Shazam is a Dangerous Drug. Boo!

I have the ability to almost immediately identify any song that I am curious about that I encounter in the wild.

Shazam is really something I wouldn't have expected: just the sheer accuracy and speed. With possibly billions of data points to compare against, it's so impressive that somehow it happens sometimes in just a few seconds. But I digress. I have the ability to almost immediately identify any song that I am curious about that I encounter in the wild, and I…